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mind of benzy

stuff what i think about and do


“Jesus Christ!” said the pencil.
“What’s up?” replied the ruler, wondering what could possibly have roused the pencil from its slumber at such an hour.
“I’ve just had the most terrible dream. We were all being transferred to a new pencil case in time for the start of term.”

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Here is a picture of me looking closely at my pint of ale to see what it is made of. It turns out that it is made of Phil Collins. Who would’ve thought it?

I went out for some lunch and saw a trout singing La donna e mobile from the opera, Rigoletto. I filmed it with my phone.

The other night I saw Carol Vorderman sitting next to a banana skin. I took a picture.